top of page
CRIMINAL MINDS BAD MEN RISING
Unknown Track - Unknown Artist
00:00 / 00:00
THE CREWBALLS
THE DODGY PROMOTER
THE BAND MANAGER
THE ROADIE OF LOVE
ITS THE BIG CHIEF
THE VOCAL COACH
THE FAN CLUB
I WILL GIVE YOU TWO HUNDRED QUID AND ALL YOU CAN DRINK AFTER THE GIG.NOT BEFORE BUT AFTER IT.....FOR FUCK SAKE YOU'VE DRANK 500.00 QUIDS WORTH I WILL HAVE TO CUT YOUR MONEY...
THE BAND NEED MAIR BEER AND YOU MIGHT WANT TAE THROW IN SOME SANDWICHES AS WELL..WHAT WAS THAT YE SAID..YOU'D BETTER THROW INA BOTTLE OF WHISKEY AS WELL THEN....
WE'VE SOLD 250 TICKETS IN THURSO FOR FRIDAY NIGHT..NOW ITS FOUR QUID A TICKET SO THATS A GRAND IN ALREADY AND THE POTENTIAL TO DO ANOTHER FIFTY TICKETS ON THE DOOR AT SIX QUID..NOW THIS LOT HAVE FOUND OUT THEY ARE NEEDLING ME TO UP THE PAYMENT.THEY HAVE NOW DEMANDED ANOTHER CASE OF TENANTS SUPER LAGER AND A HALF OUNCE OF SMOKEABLE ON TOP OF THERE SIX HUNDRED FEE..NEVER HAPPY SOME PEOPLE I DONT KNOW WHY I BOTHER......
ITS NOT EASY MANAGING THIS LOT.PAINS IN THE FUCKIN ARSE..THEY GET ON WELL BUT THEY ARE ALL AS NUTS AS EACH OTHER ALWAYS WANTING MORE DRINK..ALWAYS WANTING MORE DOPE...ALWAYS WANTIN MORE MONEY...NAE WONDER THEY CALL THEMSELVES THE CRIMINAL MINDS...I THOUGHT MANAGING THEM WOULD BE FUN BUT THEY'VE ALL POPPED IT,THE LOT OF THEM.BUT THEY KNOW THAT I WILL GET THEM WHATEVER THEY WANT...IM THE IDIOT WAITING FOR A BASS PLAYER TO STOP DRINKING LONG ENOUGH TO REMIND HIM WHERE HE IS.....CRIMINAL MINDS AYE THEY'RE ROBBIN ME!
GREAT BAND GREAT TIME NEVER RUN OUT OF DRINK NEVER RUN OUT OF HASH GET TO TRAVEL AROUND MY OWN COUNTRY FOR FREE GET TO SEE PLACES I WOULD NEVER HAVE WENT TO...LIKE
EVANTON AN KIRCALDY .
FREE DOPE AND FREE BEER IS ALL IM LOOKING FOR BUT THESE GUYS GIVE YOU MORE THAN THAT...MR.WILKS THOUGH HAS THREATENED TO CUT THE DOPE AND DRINK DOWN...ONCE THE DUDES FIND THIS OUT THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY.MR.WILKS ALWAYS CRUMBLES IN THE FACE OF A MINDS ONSLAUGHT AND CUTTING THE DOPE AND BEER WILL CERTAINLY DO THAT...PEACE OUT!
TRYING TO GET THIS LOT TO DO ANYTHING IS NIGH IMPOSSIBLE.THE MANAGER IS AN IDIOT THE ROADIE IS LIVING ON CLOUD CUKOO LAND AND THOSE IDIOTS IN THE BAND ARE THE TYPES YOU HAVE TO KEEP AN EYE ON
BASS PLAYER GOT LIFED IN ELGIN..DRUNK AND DISORDERLY APPARENTLY STOLE A POLICEMANS BIKE AND FELL OFF IN THE PROCESS LEAVING THE OFFICERS AS THEY REITERATED NO OPTION BUT TO LIFE HIM..THE BASS PLAYER BEING THE IDIOT HE IS DECIDED TO OPEN A CAN OFTENNANTS SUPER LAGER ON HIS RELEASE AND IS NOW CURRENTLY ASLEEP ON STAGE,WHILE PLAYING.A BUNCH OF CLOWNS..BUT THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT THEM THAT ALWAYS DRAWS YOU BACK.....
I WAS BROUGHT IN BY THE MANAGER MR.WILKS TO SEE IF I COULD IMPROVE THE PERFORMANCE OF THE LEAD VOCALIST AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE THIS HAS FAILED....PAVAROTTI COULDNT IMPROVE HIM..WASTER...
CRIMINAL MINDSHARE THE BEST BAND IN SCOTLAND..WE HAVE SEEN THEM TWENTY SIX TIMES.THOSE GUYS ROCK LIKE FUCK..
THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A DECENT BAND IF THEY GOT A DECENT SINGER...BUT THATS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN..MR.WILKS SAYS THE SINGER IS TOO HARD TO REPLACE AND STILL GOES ON ABOUT THE TIME WHEN A DELUDED IDIOT OF A DRUNKEN FEMALE FAN ONCE CLAIMED HIS VOICE GAVE HER AN ORGASM...LISTENIN TO THE RACKET WOULD ONLY INDUCE A HEART ATTACK BUT I DOUBT AN ORGASM WOULD BE ANYWHERE NEAR IT....STILL MR.WILKS KEEPS ME BUSY..
FIRST NIGHT WE SAW THEM..RADARS IN ABERDEEN THEY WERE AMAZING THE BASS PLAYER WAS DRUNK AND ASLEEP AND STILL PLAYING AT THE SAME TIME...THEY BROUGHT THE HOUSE DOWN..NOBODY QUITE LIKE THE CRIMINAL MINDS IN SCOTLAND..
bottom of page